Checklist Card

Description

It’s always good to make lists and be organised and birthdays are no exception. What will the recipient be getting up to on their birthday?

An orange birthday card with white text reading birthday checklist in a red banner at the top. Tick boxes next to options below that read: Treat yourself to a fresh haircut, Drink a bottle of wine before lunchtime, Teach your pet to skateboard, Fill your underwear with beetroot and roll around on a white carpet, Marry a giraffe, Scream desperately into the void, Wank furiously until your arm falls off, Get on your knees and suck off an old tramp behind the kabab shop bins, Organise a bring your own dildo sex party in the village hall.