How much do you love Christmas Card

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A Christmas card titled How much do you love Christmas? with the answers next to tick boxes below as follows: I love it soooo much I’ve changed my name to Santa Mc Santyface My Christmas decorations are a massive drain on the national grid. It’s an excuse for a couple of weeks off work and unlimited mince pies. Only for the presents and even they’re not as good as when I was a kid. It’s all a complete waste of money (except for this card obviously) I’d rather shove a Christmas tree up my arse than celebrate this shit show.