Pulsating Orgasmatron Card

Pulsating Orgasmatron Card

Original price was: £2.50.Current price is: £1.25.

How much of a sheltered life has Santa Claus lived if he doesn’t know what a triple speed pulsating orgasmatron is. Bet Mrs Claus knows what one is.

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list. He’s saying I wonder if Mrs Claus knows what a triple speed pulsating orgasmatron is?

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How much of a sheltered life has Santa Claus lived if he doesn’t know what a triple speed pulsating orgasmatron is. Bet Mrs Claus knows what one is.

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list. He’s saying I wonder if Mrs Claus knows what a triple speed pulsating orgasmatron is?

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