Welcome to middle age female Card

Welcome to middle age female Card

Original price was: £2.75.Current price is: £1.38.

The predictions of this birthday card are true. Everyone will annoy you and you will need to we a lot, usually about twice a night if personal experience is to go by. Okay…tmi.

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you’ll need to wee a lot.

SKU: 5060999720155 Category:
Dean Morris Cards

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The predictions of this birthday card are true. Everyone will annoy you and you will need to we a lot, usually about twice a night if personal experience is to go by. Okay…tmi.

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you’ll need to wee a lot.

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